brian has decided that we need a pet. a red eyed tree frog to be exact. he had frogs when he was a kid and the idea has just grown into the ultimate wish for a christmas froggy.
he asked me if we could get one, or if we could ask for it for christmas and i told him i couldnt agree to that until i had held one. thus this conversation transpired...
brian: what are we doing this weekend? can we go to the frog store so you can hold one?
me: sure. do you think animal ark will have frogs?
brian: i dunno. but maybe they will make them for us.
me, laughing: what, like out of crepe paper?
brian: no. they will make the frogs have sex. they are their pimps.
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