breakfast of champions

brian and i like to make big breakfasts on saturday or sunday mornings.  they usually are some concoction of eggs, hash browns and sausage.  as poor college students, we dont buy high class sausage. we buy the kind that is saran wrapped and looks like a giant flat patty of ground beef.  so i usually freeze it, requiring some effort in the morning...

me, in response to hearing chopping in the kitchen: what are you doing??

brian, who is wielding a huge knife above his head: i was trying to karate chop it...